Merry Christmas!!

I hope you all received all the pressies you wanted. I had a good day and Santa brought me a new loofah, a sock monkey and treats. I also beat up Stew a few times and made him cry like a baby. Also, the little brat fed me prime rib and rolls during dinner - it doesn't get any better than that!

I love autumn!

Okay, it's no secret that fall is my absolutely favoritist season evah. It's awesome - the weather is perfect, Christmas presents are right around the corner, we go on lots of walkies and my anniversary is November 1. I totally forgot about that so I hope Ikes can forgive me. I know he's been busy with his crazy move but I have no excuses. So, happy belated anniversary & I love you Ikes!

Happiness is... & Sigh

...chewing on a pink bone! I think this was manufactured just for me. I know it was! I am seriously that important.




So, my idiot brother wasn't getting enough attention from his cancer. He had to go and shank himself on a stick when he was running outside. He's acting all pathetic and dad had to go get him better pain meds because he's been whining and acting sad all day.



Warning: This picture may be too graphic for squeamish readers!

Seriously?!

Here's a conversation I had with my mom today.

Me: Mom, WTF is this hideous thing?!
Mom: It's a Japanese Foo Dog, Martha, my love.
Me: WTF?! A Japanese Fool Dog?! Don't we already have one of those?!

Next time I go outside, I'm going to poop on it.

I'm back!

Oh yeah, I'm back. Finally. The brat is now 1 and my Dog was the cake good! Tomorrow I plan on catching up with all my blogging friends.

The big C

No, not me, but my brother, Ernies, has cancer. Bladder & prostate cancer to be exact. He has his first chemo appointment tomorrow. Please think good thoughts for him.

Vacation!

Exciting, isn't it? Until you discover you're staying home while the 'rents and the brat are taking off. I guess I'll be throwing a couple of wild partays while they are gone. Who's in??

Here is a picture of me when I found out I wasn't invited on their travels.