Merry Christmas!

I hope all of my friends have a great Christmas and Hanukkah!

Clarification

Martha's Mom here. Yes, I went "there" and drew attention to Martha's increasing, um, "girth".

Ooooh puuuudge!

Only Mom didn't say "Pudge." She said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash" word!