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About Me
- Martha
- Born into poverty, I was purchased by a woman who thought I’d be a cute toy for her kids. She quickly learned she was not worthy of the incredible Marthaness she happened upon and gave me to my parents. I have experienced nothing but happiness and joy ever since! With my good looks, natural talent and impeccable fashion sense, I am the envy of many. Mom and Dad cater to my every whim but my hound siblings are still learning to appreciate my greatness. When I am not modeling or performing, I participate in the world-wide revolution for Boston Domination! Married to the love of my life, Ikes, November 1, 2007.
5 comments:
It's just sympathetic baby weight...I'm sure it will be gone in no time...just like all those other starlets! Merry Christmas!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
She clearly hasn't seen Tanner, talk about F-ing FAT?! lol
Oh, Mama de Martha!
You are on dangerous ground here, lady. I say revel in all there is of the bootifully radiant Martha Girl! She has a very fetching belly, and it's not AT ALL fat. She's PUDGETASTIC!
You might want to sleep with one eye open.
Goob love,
Stanley
Martha (and her momma),
You wanna see some Pudge? Go to Mack's website and look at his HUGE butt!
-Lilliana
She's just a little "fluffy", but we still think she is beautiful!
Ozzie & Rocky
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