Born into poverty, I was purchased by a woman who thought I’d be a cute toy for her kids. She quickly learned she was not worthy of the incredible Marthaness she happened upon and gave me to my parents. I have experienced nothing but happiness and joy ever since!
With my good looks, natural talent and impeccable fashion sense, I am the envy of many. Mom and Dad cater to my every whim but my hound siblings are still learning to appreciate my greatness. When I am not modeling or performing, I participate in the world-wide revolution for Boston Domination!
Married to the love of my life, Ikes, November 1, 2007.
8 comments:
OMD that sounds treacherous!
Good Luck!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Just be sure to hang around when he's eating meatables!
you shouldn't be running you should be eating it all
Martha we think Peas are DELISH!!!! You should try them next time!
Just OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!
Hey, Girl!
I'm with Joe. Just open your mouth, sistah, and enjoy the free buffet!
Goober love,
Stanley
We bet they sting when they ping off your head, Martha!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Poor Martha! It's a good thing that green is your color!
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